How did you lose your virginity?
I was a caddie at this country club and one of the members took me out to dinner and then to a hotel.

What's your wildest sexual experience?
At this amusement park, my date and I got out of the car in the haunted house ride and did it inside the ride!

Have you ever had group sex?
No. The closest I've ever gotten was a make-out party!

Have you ever had a lesbian experience?
Actually, at that same country club, I got involved with a daughter of this really rich oilman. The sex was okay, but the presents were better!

What's your favorite position?
Well I like being on top, but I've never tried anal sex. I might like that!